dansnipplehair:

orlandobloomers:

why is this dude wasting his fucking money on cigs when hes not gonna smoke em your fucking metaphor isnt worth that much homie get a job 

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sullivanthere:

x-roar-x:

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I went from this

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at first I thought it was an alternative way to hard-boil eggs… nope…

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DEAR GOD. PLEASE DON’T SCROLL PAST THIS. IT MAY LOOK LIKE ANOTHER DUMB VIDEO, I THOUGHT SO TOO BUT JESUS PLEASE WATCH THIS. SO FUCKING WEIRD.

I guess when you can’t pick up chicks you go for the egg?

I guess you could say that the egg came first?

(Source: miles-eggworth)

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elritch:

"In other places, the rape and murder of women and children is considered distasteful.  What a fortunate thing for you, former Queen Regent, that your daughter Myrcella has been sent to live in the latter sort of place."

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thefourteenthdoctor:

guy:

who chooses the actors in infomercials

they’re not actors… infomercials are made by filming real life issues had by real life people in real life situations in real life homes then going away to design a product that will stop the problem

(Source: guy)

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First of all HOW DARE YOU
Secondly WHAT GAVE YOU THE RIGHT

(Source: rivverrun)

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missshadowlovely:

nomalez:

Alexandra as HELLGIRL ! <3

Ce genre de cosplay parfait! This kind of perfect cosplay!

Follow the tumblr of Alexandra to see all her costumes : http://peachpearl309.tumblr.com

Photos by S. Rain Lawrence: www.srainphotography.com / www.facebook.com/srainphotography

Links(follow): More Cosplay / Hellboy / Dark Horse

10/10 would marry

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itsescapedyourworld:

markoruffalo:

i understood that reference

So few motherfuckers got this

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titcult:

ponies-n-things:

therighteousdude:

Graphs throughout your school career

the fact this many people relate to this is both hilarious and sad

have you ever been to high school

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nivenus:

Hawkeye returning to SHIELD after the events of Captain America: The Winter Soldier.
[Source: ComicBookMovie.com]

nivenus:

Hawkeye returning to SHIELD after the events of Captain America: The Winter Soldier.

[Source: ComicBookMovie.com]

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farming-simulator-2013:

William Hartnell died of heart failure.
Patrick Troughton died of a heart attack.
Jon Pertwee died of a heart attack.
Somebody get Tom Baker a pacemaker.

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